30.fevereiro

Hanna, 19. Portugal. IT'S TIME TO CHANGE.

shutupaubrey:

i’m skilled in the culinary art of microwaving 

beauxbatons:

when im dead sext me through a ouija board

methlabrador:

what if one day for 24 hours everyone with a tumblr turned into whatever their url is 

(Source: mattressblowoutsale)

zanetehaiden:

Yes mother I have slept for thirteen hours straight but Jesus slept for three days straight and started a religion so I don’t wanna hear it

(Source: zanetheaiden)

plunders:

raise your hand if you’re a lil bit of an asshole

(Source: cokeproblem)

icarly2007:

mom: i love you (:

me: Do not fall in love with people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people. 

(Source: 1985panties)

dignitea:

my life is a joke and i’m not laughing anymore

relahvant:

it’s halfway through 2014 and i have literally achieved nothing

danimansutti:

really nothing nicer than someone saying “saw this and thought of you”

(Source: danimansutti)

meladoodle:

*tries to open bag of chips quietly at funeral*

(Source: meladoodle)

jaclcfrost:

[jokes about being in love with a character] [is actually serious] [and not joking] [in any way] [at all]

teencry:

i think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me

Reblogged from reckless-devotion, Posted by mattys1975.
thematthewhealy:

mattys1975:

"stay, stay, stay"

i think this might be my favourite image until the end of time

"I feel nothing
or
I feel everything.
I don’t know which is worse."

2 am thoughts  (via melisica)