i’m skilled in the culinary art of microwaving
when im dead sext me through a ouija board
mom: i love you (:
me: Do not fall in love with people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.
my life is a joke and i’m not laughing anymore
it’s halfway through 2014 and i have literally achieved nothing
[jokes about being in love with a character] [is actually serious] [and not joking] [in any way] [at all]
i think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me